Actually, it's the happiest day of the week but it's been almost a year since it's happened in this house. The sweet, sweet maid is going to clean for me. I thought I could handle it myself what with all that time off last year but I was overestimating my interest in the domestic arts by a great deal. When I woke up this morning and made my way into the kitchen to have coffee the carpet had a distinctly crunchy feel that I don't remember being a selling point when I had it installed two years ago.
Yes, it's time for maid service to start again.
Even though I allow myself to wander in the smokey recesses of my own mind dreaming about this man...
...I know he's not for me. My life partner? The one I can't live without? Her name is "Blessed Housekeeper of the Oh-My-God-You-Did-The-Laundry-Too?!?" sect.
I have so much to tell you since I last posted, Dear Hearts, but it all has to wait. I have to go clean for the maid. I don't want her to know how I actually live. Wooing a housekeeper properly is tricky business.
Your ever lovin',
Miss Pierce
Yes, it's time for maid service to start again.
Even though I allow myself to wander in the smokey recesses of my own mind dreaming about this man...
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| I think about you every day! |
...I know he's not for me. My life partner? The one I can't live without? Her name is "Blessed Housekeeper of the Oh-My-God-You-Did-The-Laundry-Too?!?" sect.
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| I know that sooner or later one, or both of us, will want out. I also know that if I don't ask you to be mine now I will regret it for the rest of my life. |
I have so much to tell you since I last posted, Dear Hearts, but it all has to wait. I have to go clean for the maid. I don't want her to know how I actually live. Wooing a housekeeper properly is tricky business.
Your ever lovin',
Miss Pierce